I was in a bar in Baltimore and I asked a guy what he did for a living. He said, ‘Can I be frank? I trade deer meat for crack.’
November 6, 2007
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October 30, 2007
At lower rpm, the exhaust sounds like a tuba having sex with a vacuum cleaner…
From a review of Dodge Viper, at $91,145, “the most affordable 600-hp car on the market”
2 years ago
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October 20, 2007
We all carry a secret that would break your heart if you just knew what it was. And if we could remember that there might be more understanding and peace in the world.
October 19, 2007
…that’s the magic of Jean-Claude Van Damme. Whether he’s playing a character named Chance Boudreux, Jack Robideaux, Edward Garrotte, William Guile, Phillip Sauvage, or Gibson Rickenbacker, he’s always the same.
October 18, 2007
She is adamant that she is not going to be bullied around by the Ellen DeGenereses of the world.
October 14, 2007
When you commit yourself to something, you have to quemar los barcos, burn the ships. There’s no way out.
October 13, 2007
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October 7, 2007
There was a kid in the neighborhood who said that he could light his farts on fire. And we were like: ‘You can not!’ And so he put a match to his ass and farted, and ssshhhfffeeewwwww, a big flame came out.
Bobby Farrelly, explaining the inspiration for the gross-out movie empire he created with his brother
2 years ago
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September 19, 2007
A Lichtenstein from Iran’s semi-secluded collection of contemporary Western art that also includes four portraits of Mick Jagger by Andy Warhol, as the L.A. Times reports.
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September 15, 2007
I increasingly find that, as I get older, the only subjects worth writing about are Love, Loss, Religion and Ambition.
September 11, 2007
Nothing else in life can replicate the feeling of running into another man in front of 90,000 people and hitting him as hard as you possibly can. My mom will probably hate reading this, but more than the paycheck or the camaraderie of the locker room, I will really miss the violence.
September 7, 2007