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“He had a body that did not appear to have encountered the...”
— Columnist Jon Carroll on rowdy...

Jun 27th

“We fingerprint them when they come over.”
— Texas Department of Criminal...

Jun 27th

“We put up the signs Saturday. We gave verbal warnings...”
— Bruce Gillman, a spokesman for...

Jun 26th

“You guys don’t know anything. You said he had a sore...”
— Cleveland Indians pitcher Paul...

Jun 17th

Jun 13th

“I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did.”
— Warren Zevon

Jun 12th

Jun 12th

“If you should see grown men walking hand in hand, ignore it....”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq, a...

Jun 12th

“Don’t, under any circumstances, take a sun bath.”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“Even a shopkeeper may offer you a small glass of coffee. Do...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“…don’t make a pass at any Moslem women or there...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“If you happen to have a mascot dog, be particularly careful...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“Don’t under any circumstances call an Iraqi a...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“Some of the Iraqis think that the lens of a camera is an...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“It is a good idea in any foreign country to avoid any...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“You can usually tell a mosque by its high tower. Keep away...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“Differences? Of course! Differences? Sure, there are...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“…the Iraqi is one of the most cheerful and friendly...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“That tall man in the flowing robe you are going to see soon,...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“Iraq is hot! … Probably you will feel Iraq...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“…you as a human being will get the most out of an...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq

Jun 12th

“American success or failure in Iraq may well depend on...”
— From A Short Guide to Iraq, a...

Jun 12th

Listen up!

Jun 12th

“My boob is still my boob.”
— Eva Mendes, upon being asked...

Jun 6th

“[George] Harrison wanted to hire an aircraft carrier and...”
— From a Reuters story on the...

Jun 5th

“Where’s a stunt double when you need one?”
— Last words of Texas Death Row...

Jun 4th

Casey Serin, “world’s most hated blogger,”...

Jun 2nd

“Intelligence allied to honesty allied to wit is a powerful...”
— Adam Gopnik, writing in the...

Jun 2nd

Cornhole: The Movie

Jun 1st